⚠️ ATTENTION: Rebels, and Chaotic Geniuses
Turn What You Know (Or Don’t) Into Dumb Digital Income With AI
A fast, no-fluff system for the misfits and rebels who are done waiting to make bank and join the new wave cash makers.
What We Do
We help average Joe & Julie launch their first digital product in days, not months.
Using AI, not burnout.
🧠 You don’t need a niche or audience
🔥 No content calendars. No gatekeeping. Just execution.
🤖 We use AI to build faster, not lazier
💸 We’ve made millions with this method, and now we’re handing it over
It started with one dumb little product. Now it’s a system.
Be Honest
You’ve Done This Sh*t Too, Right?
You’ve got an idea sitting in your Notes app, half-baked, collecting dust. Again.
You keep thinking you need a brand, a niche, or a “perfect plan” before you can sell anything.
You’ve watched other people make money online and thought, “Am I just dumb or what?”
You’ve tried building something before... and gave up when the tech, branding, or imposter syndrome kicked in.
No Shame. No Fixation. Just a F*cking System.
💸 Real Screens. Real Sales.
No Smoke. No Mirrors.
We build dumb little digital products and sell the sh*t out of them.
With AI, with speed, and with no apologies.
This isn’t theory. It’s what we actually do.
These aren't “lucky breaks.”
These are repeatable. And you're next if you’ve got the guts to click.
About EggSpurt Hatch™
Built on Guinness, Grit, and Getting ShIt Done.
This was born on a hungover morning, head pounding from six pints of Guinness, self-loathing at 70%, and a brain full of rebellion.
Instead of wallowing in it, I opened up ChatGPT, spat out a week’s worth of sales copy in under an hour, and built a dumb little product in a single weekend.
That one product? Made over $11,000 in the first 7 days.
Now it sells 20–50 copies every damn day while I sleep, sip espresso, or smash Guinness #7.
That’s when it clicked: You just need a process that works. Even when you’re a little bit of a mess.
EggSpurt Hatch™ is that process.
It’s for the misfits. The overthinkers. The high-functioning degenerates who are done “getting ready” and just want to ship, sell, and stack.
We’ve used this to generate millions. Now we’re handing you the fucking grenade.
READY TO SEE HOW IT’S REALLY DONE? 🍆💦🐣
Read the Letter That’s Got the Internet Pissed Off.
It’s brutally honest. Offensive. And 100% backed by real results.
No fluff. No filters. Just the full breakdown of how we turned dumb little digital products into a dumb large amount of cash using AI, no audience, and zero shame.
If you’re tired of pretending you’re “planning” and just want to launch something that actually sells...
You’re gonna want to read this.👇
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